Politics is borderline tolerable if you can turn it in to a drinking game as you can with this handy 2012 Vice Presidential debate drinking game card for tonight's debate between Vice President Joe Biden and Mitt Romney's running mate Paul Ryan.
Outside of saying that you should never trust someone with two first names (I'm looking at you Paul Ryan) I will be avoiding the bickering, name-calling and dry overly long vice presidential debate tonight because these two guys are stuffed suits, talking heads and will always play second fiddle in the political circus. Biden has already had a taste of being second in command and I'm personally amazed that he hasn't made a complete ass of himself but Paul Ryan is just another career politician who just so happens to have so much faith in Romney's electability that he is campaigning heavily for his current position in Wisconsin while stumping for the Romney ticket at the same time.
But back to the drinking game. Most of the phrases directly relate to taking a mere one or two drinks but remember that if Joe Biden says "literally" you are never to drink because you die. I'd guess that's because Biden says "literally" quite alot. The most dangerous statement from Paul Ryan is him "effectively promising to bomb Iran" which, if you play by the rules, results in you having to finish whatever bottle you are drinking.
When 8 PM C/T rolls around tonight, grab your fully stocked cooler and get ready for a hangover tomorrow.
You can grab the PDF of the drinking game card right here.