Thursday, January 12, 2012
Who is Khloe Kardashian's daddy?
Unfortunately, the scandal surrounding the supposed doubt about just who Khloe Kardashian's daddy is has me bored. Yeah, she's totally amazonian compared to her two smaller and annoying sisters featured on the endless string of shows on E! entertainment television. But she's really not much taller than her mother. You can't judge their heredity based on looks because, hell, they are the privileged few living in Beverly Hills or whatever exclusive suburb of Los Angeles and I highly doubt that there's anyone in that family who hasn't had some sort of plastic surgery done. It's painfully obvious that their step-dad, Bruce Jenner, had his done in the back of a windowless pedophile van.
So maybe Khloe has had her lips plumped with some ass far. Maybe her two prominent sisters have had their noses slimmed and re-shaped. Or maybe, and this is a big stretch, she just looks different from her siblings. I've seen how different people in large families can look and it's questionable if they all shared the same dad. So while a good scandal is interesting, this one pertaining to who Khloe Kardashian's real father is has no legs. Khloe Kardashian's father is -- wait for it -- most likely who she has always believed her father was, Robert Kardashian. But until the E! television channel vanishes as a whole our sad little country will be plagued with garbage about the paternity of celebrities.