Monday, June 15, 2009

Thank You Craigslist

It's amazing what you can find on Craigslist - especially when you're not really looking for it.

After a family thing yesterday, I was amazed at how much the baby liked her cousin's swing. She seemed almost angry when we plucked her out of it. It made me realize that I'm going to need a backyard swing sooner rather than later.

That is where the Craigslist search came in. A simple search for "swing" in the for sale items brought up 1,000 items. But it was this one that jumped out at me.

Original Love/sex Swing

4 legs. Stands about 6.5ft tall.

Comfortably holds 200lbs.

Paint chipping from legs, only cosmetic. does not come in original package.

Cash only, pickup only. Maplewood by lower afton and mcknight.

Will delete posting when item gone.
I don't care how thrifty a person is, it takes a different type of person to buy someone's used sex swing. That's like picking up a used vibrator at a garage sale. It's a line that shouldn't be crossed.

MinnPics is devoid of most things odd and sexual and has big things planned during it's first birthday week beginning July 6th.


Wonderful World of Weiners said...

I love how it COMFORTABLY holds 200lbs. :)


noisysmile said...

Oh that is so wrong on so many levels. I, too, am laughing about the word choice concerning weight.

Brian in Mpls said...

Come on nothing a little lysol cant

CeilingGal said...

I think I'll stick to a new sex swing online. Not only can you find them A LOT cheaper online, but NEW in a box.

I don't see washing instructions mentioned. Ewww.

Jules said...

Why didn't somebody tell me sooner that I shouldn't be buying used vibrators? Fuck. LMAO!!!