Tuesday, June 16, 2009

An innovation in wiping technology

Have you ever cringed at the thought of having to wipe your own ass? Does it disgust you to have your digits so close to the local sewage treatment plant? Are you unable to reach all the way back to your gaping ass crack?

If so, Comfort Wipe is for you.

Ah, where to begin?

If you need a wand to attach your toilet paper to, you have more problems than can be solved by a toilet paper holding wand. And if you're too big to reach around your own body, you probably do need to poop more but throw in some exercise too. Am I alone in finding this extremely disgusting?

Now that you're thouroughly disgusted, hop on over to MinnPics and check out the photos from across Minnesota taken by ultra-talented Minnesotans. Don't forget about the huge MinnPics first birthday week beginning July 7th. It's HUGE!


snowelf said...

I think the only thing weirder and grosser than this is if you were to find one listed on craigslist.


Sornie said...

I had never thought of that disturbing possibility. Off to CL to see if I can find one...

Mrs Marcos said...

"Free Ass Wand! Barely used!"

Seriously. I'm crying from laughing so hard.

Beth said...

You are not alone.

Where the hell do you find these subjects?!

Jeff said...

Like it would have killed them to have the woman demonstrate it.

Are you sure this isn't an SNL skit?

Jules said...

I don't know... I just kept hoping to see a demonstration the whole time I was watching that. I feel disappointed.