Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Interesting website idea #318

Everyone these days has some sort of social network. I've seen radio station do quite well with the concept then pull it due to the costs. David Hasselhoff has HoffSpace. Teens and bands seem to congregate on MySpace so the next logical step was a place for ladies.

Not just any ladies, ladies who are more, um, open sexually. No, not whores, so to speak, but sluts. You know the type. Their skirt is too short, their tube top is too tight, they have completely skipped wearing a bra and they frequently stumble in to the office wearing exactly what they were wearing yesterday with their hair looking like a family of raccoons had taken up residence in it and she smells like a combination of cheap perfume, stale cigarette smoke and guilt. Yes, the Sluttus Americanus, or slut. The slut is no different than you or I. They have social networking needs too. They need to know which guy slips roofies in drinks. They need to share scantily clad photos of themselves. They need to network with fellow sluts to find out which guys say "But baby, it just feels better without a condom".

I proudly present you with the foundation for mysluts.com. After all, what is a website without a catchy logo that looks strangely like that of another website?


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10 comments:

Hammer said...

You'll make millions creating that site.

Jules said...

Hey, nice idea!! And if it cleans up blogland, I'm all for it!

Although, I do have to say, there was a point in my life just a couple of years back where i'd have subscribed!!! LOL!

James said...

I think my ex-girlfriend joined this...

Beth said...

It's catchy, alright. Just gotta watch what you might "catch" via joining a site like that!

Whiskeymarie said...

I totally would have rocked MySluts.com back in the early 90's- too bad I didn't have a computer.
;)

spleeness said...

I think I know some people who'd be very active on this new board...!

MJ said...

Now THAT'S a good idea!

noisysmile said...

sluttus americanus HAHA!

and what 'james' said LOL.

Too hilarious!

buffalodick said...

I like sluts..They need love too..

Leah said...

Hey slacker- where's my April fool's joke? I was positive you'd have something posted!