Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Toothy raccoon bit off manhood

This headline is precisely why I like British newspapers. They hold nothing back but also leave you wanting to read the story and find out the reason behind a raccoon chomping off some British dude's penis.

They went as far as identifying the man as a "pervert who was trying to rape the animal". It's no surprise that the guy was drunk, though. It is susprising that he didn't hail from Coon Rapids or Wisconsin because around these parts, that's where people get randy with wildlife.
What truly is surprising is that plastic surgeons are working to repair the damage. Why, though, would they fix this guy's penis? He's just going to try and sex up a raccoon again.

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buffalodick said...

Britain has raccoons? And they boink them? Learn something new everyday...

Sunshine said...

Soooooooooooooooooo wrong on so many levels.

Sunshine said...

We have a town "Coon Rapids" nearish to us, apparently chock full of hick types.

The joke goes: What does a girl from Coon Rapids say after her first sexual experience?

Answer: Get up off me, Grandpa, yer crushin' my cigarettes!

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