Thursday, January 29, 2009

Some good news for wankers

Finally some good news in these gloomy times. Well, good if you're a senior citizen and a guy. And if you can still get your soldier to stand at attention.

If you can get Pedro to rise to the occasion, feel free to jerk him around because it's good for your health!

Yep, old men, masturbation is good. You've gotten past that age when doing so will lead to hairy palms and blindness so yank your wrinkled member out and take the old fella for a test drive. Grab a copy of Sexy Seniors or the lingerie section of the Sears catalog and pleasure yourself.

Oh, you're probably wondering why it's good for your health to flog the dolphin. Well, it can prevent prostate cancer. Your ninth-grade health teacher never told you that.

So, silver haired gentlemen of the world, next time you're feeling randy (preferably within the confines of your own home) bust out your wiener and jerk it out because it's not just good, it's good for you.

Now that I've scared everyone off with talk of masturbation, check out the classy side of me at MinnPics. It's bursting with fabulous photos from across Minnesota that are just begging for your attention.


People in the Sun said...

Thank God I read the small print that said it was bad for men in their thirties! That was a close one!

Meg said...

Thanks for the comment on my blog. And thanks for the lovely mental image this post invokes. Maybe I should have checked your other blog first..

spleeness said...

I've been trying to spread the word on this myself!

Jeff said...

So does this mean I would be low risk for any future prostate problems? If I were a wanker that is.

Tanya Kristine said...

what a great way to start my day! thank you :)

Jules said...

You don't know me well enough if you thought this was enough to scare me off!! ;OP