Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Tuesdays are for revelations

Judging by the fact that each and every pair of jeans I own is coming down with a case of torn pocket seams, I have deduced that my posterior is too glorious to be bound by the shackles of denim. Can assless chaps be far away?

2 comments:

Whiskeymarie said...

Solution? Buy iron-on denim patches at the fabric store, cut them to fit over the rip, then iron them on over the rip from the INSIDE, and you'll get months more use out of the jeans. You can't really even notice the patch after a washing or two.
I do it all the time. I have a pair of 11 year-old falling apart jeans that I've managed to keep alive this way.

Or, you can just go with the assless chaps- it's your call.

spleeness said...

ha!! assless chaps. If you do, be sure to post a pic, we'd like to see your new jeans. :)