Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Trainwreck witnessed at VMAs

If you've been living under a rock or just don't care, you may be unaware of some of the best celebrity happenings in the past week or so.

Be thankful that I am anything but timely but at least after reading this you'll be able to join in the hottest water cooler conversations at your place of employment. If you don't have a water cooler, feel free to fill a milk jug with water from the bathroom sink and crouch around it.

The biggest news is Brittney Spears.

Having said that, please hold off on vomiting.

America's favorite panti-less trainwreck (your position has been usurped Lohan) took to a Vegas stage Sunday night wearing something better seen on stage at a strip club and managed to fail at even lip-syncing her new song. She plodded around looking like she hadn't walked since giving birth to, as Sarah Silverman put it, two of the cutest mistakes ever.

At least true artists like Amy Winehouse (the booze-swilling, coke-snorting, 50s throwback via merry old England) have the common sense to realize that they are too trashed to take to the stage and get some help. Spears, though, has turned down all offers for help and fired everyone around her, even going as far as making Kevin Federline look like the responsible party of the former couple.

If Spears, wants to be a viable artist once again, she needs to stay out of the public eye until people forget that she bared her shaved, um, area accidently for the papparazzi, shaved her head too and has associated with that vapid excuse for a person Paris Hilton.

Go away for a year, get in shape, get your life on track and reinvent your musical image.

3 comments:

PunditMom said...

The problem is that Britney already thinks she's ready. Poor thing.

Queen of the Mayhem said...

I saw the video.....how terrible! I was thinking it looked like she was intoxicated....or worse!

She is never going to forgive herself if she loses those kids for all this stupidity! It was sad!

Jackie said...

I love not having a clue what's going on in the world of the stars. :)