Thursday, July 12, 2007

Phriday Phun

As a challenge to the 3.75 readers here, I would like you to submit your best home-brewed alcoholic beverage recipe. Let your inner bartender run free. Break down the recipe, give it a name.

Would a suburban stay-at-home soccer mom trophy wife/cougar in the nearest metro area's most affluent suburb pound a few of these down, taunt Pedro the poolboy and take him passionately and skankily in the back seat of her Jaguar XJ7 and have her way with sweaty and muscly Pedro? If that's the case, give the cocktail a clever name and explain it. For example, The Edina Eagle; one part Jagermeister, one part Red Bull and a Dexatrim capsule opened and deposited in said drink. Its name is such because it will leave Back Seat Belinda spread eagle...

Now with that visual in your head, go nuts...

14 comments:

cathouse teri said...

You're funny. :)

Mom and Dad have been making a drink for years that is a twist on the screw driver. They take the orange juice (but they use 5-Alive)and vodka, then add a bit of Amaretto and call it an Italian Screw. Usually served with Sunday Brunch.

On Sunday mornings, Mom will say to me, "Teri, you want an Italian Screw?" And I will say, "Oh Mom, can't I have a Mexican or a Canadian today?"

Dorky Dad said...

I'm not a drinker, so I don't have a homemade alcoholic beverage. But I do make my own homemade booze -- take one pitcher of orange juice (or the juice of your choice) and leave it in the refrigerator for six months.

No said...

Perfect!!! Anything is better than Air Supply, no?

Enemy of the Republic said...

Pomagranite Juice, Stoly Vodka iced, contreu (sp) and triple sec.

Hammer said...

lemonade, vodka, sprite, lemon wedge crushed ice

dawn said...

commaqasi shooters - vodka, triple sec and roses lime juice(must be roses)put into the freezer overnight. These are our poolparty drinks besides pina coladas

No said...

woo..sorry ..was supposed to think of a name of a drink...

I did notice I'm on the cool blog list now...do I still need to comment to maintain my cool status?

Diesel said...

Ooh, I've got one. I made up this thing by accident that is just awesome. It's similar to a mudslide, I guess.

- 1/3 Carrollon's Irish Cream (we like it better than Bailey's)
- 2/3 Milk
- About 4 teaspoons of some Hershey's Java iced coffee stuff (like Hershey's syrup, but coffee flavored)
- A splash of Vanilla Vodka

It's better in the winter, though.

No said...

wooo..sorry again...I was supposed to give a recipe for a homemade drink...I know I'm going to get my blog removed from the list..I just know it.

Mary said...

3 Olives cherry vodka, fresh lime juice, simple syrup (just alittle),and club soda. Garnish w/fresh dark sweet cherry and mint.

betmo said...

holy crap!! this one got some hits! i usually just drink plain water or coffee- and if i do imbibe- it's a glass of wine. so i am kinda boring.

buffalodickdy said...

The "Black Tornado" 3 parts prune juice, 1 part vodka. Get drunk, crap your pants....

Blondie said...

Do most people have home-made recipes? Psh. I don't. Closest thing to home-made that I have is something I've taken from a recipe card.

Does that count?

Hello?

Sornie said...

Keep the recipes and drink names coming. I'm going "camping" next week and I'll be damned if I'm going to drink Busch Light.