Tuesday, June 26, 2007

America's favorite little whore is free

Free at last, free at last, thank God almighty she's free at last.

After three weeks (about three years less than she should have stayed) in an L.A County Jail, Paris Hilton is finally free. I am sure that her preferential treatment in her cordoned off area had to be terrifiying what with being able to leave her makeup on, keep her tacky as hell hair extensions in and probably even hold her stupid purse dog and pet it endlessly as she sat curled in the fetal position in a jail -- a place she shold have been in long ago due solely to the fact that she is at the very least mentally challenged if not entirely lacking a brain.

Will she be able to keep her nose clean until the end of her probation in 2009? Only if that ponytail in her most recent post-jailtime picture is real.

Who else in the celebrity world should have been locked up with this celebutard? Donald Trump, lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie? Are there others? Who do you loathe that is a total attention whore and undeserving of their time in the limelight?

8 comments:

Mighty Dyckerson said...

Lock up Rosie O'Douchebag. Just make sure she goes to a men's prison.

No said...

Me!

Sornie said...

I'd like to see Carlos Mencia locked up personally. His assinine catchphrase is repeated my millions of slackjawed, mildly retarded teenagers every day and just uttering it makes them seem that much dumber. Not to mention the fact that he's not even remotely funny.

No said...

Carlos Mencia???

I'm so not in the loop....

No said...

oh, him....yeah, you're right...he's not funny at all...what's the catchphrase?

H said...

Bill O'Reilly.

Sornie said...

I'll see your Bill O'Reilly and raise you Sean Hannity and Ann Coulter (more on her tonight).

Enemy of the Republic said...

I second Bill O'Reilly. But send him to Statesville or Chicago Cook Country Jail. Put him in the general population. Then walk away.