Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Even Pandas need Viagra

Apparently, there's a Panda in Thailand who, for some reason, won't make some sweet Panda love to his female counterpart. Zookeepers have taken extreme measures. They have Mr. Panda watching some, uh, Panda "erotica". Yep, Panda porn. At least I'm not the only one watching some Panda "erotica" but I find it troubling that this was their first reaction.

"I know, guys like porn, get Mr. Panda some Panda porn and he'll be all over her in no time."

That's just a stereotype, zookeepers of the world. I don't think that such gentle creatures as Pandas like to watch video of their own kind having relations. Although it might work for rhinos because we were in the right place at the right time and let's just say that rhinos like it rough.

But back to the Panda. The zoo has suggested a diet for the furry fella. Good idea. Think of the manmade preservatives in all the food today. Panda-man brand Panda Chow is chock full of unpronouncable preservatives, artificial flavors, dyes, MSG and the dreaded trans-fats. Fix that and he'l be getting his freak on in no time...

6 comments:

Beth said...

(Crap. I left a comment and forgot to click publish. Here I go again.)


You, buddy, are on a panda roll.
Panda poop and panda porn.
What's next?

Hammer said...

I went to the adult megaplex looking for panda porn and it's not yet available, Damn...

Queen of the Mayhem said...

If only you had sent this to me in an email....then I could have added you to my post!

Panda porn? You learn something new EVERYday!

Dorky Dad said...

Thank God you didn't post panda pornography. That would have been disgusting.

And you've been tagged, by the way.

Diesel said...

Maybe if Mrs. Panda would lose some weight and pay a little more attention to her appearance....

mist1 said...

I went to the zoo here to see the panda porn. But it turned out that they were just showing footage of the new baby panda. It wasn't arousing at all.