Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Stop the election, a celebrity is getting divorced!

Put the election on hold, the ho-bag du jour Britney Spears filed for divorce today, effectively kicking to the curb that self-absorbed, drunk, pot smoking, cornrowed douchebag known as Kevin Federline. The details are still sketchy at this point but I am sure that this will at least lead to a somewhat stable upbringing for the couple's two children now that their soon-to-be-absent father will shortly be panhandling for cash to fund the production of his next atrocious CD.

The one drawback to the couple splitting is that Spears will likely return to the recording studio to torture the ears of Americans with more of her unlistenable dreck. Why can't she fade into obscurity like 'The Spice Girls' and make this country a more livable place?

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