Monday, September 25, 2006

Cocaine now legal

In an effort to confuse police and law enforcement officials and addict teens and college students to even greater levels of caffeine, a new energy drink called 'Cocaine' is being rolled out across the country. While it may be a while before Cocaine hits the streets here in flyover land, it is making the news in some markets.

Its big advantage over the plethora of 'energy drinks' already on the market is that 'Cocaine' contains actual sugar as opposed to the syrupy, undigestable sludge known as High Fructose Corn Syrup. As far as things go here in landlocked Minnesota, I predict that we will see 'Cocaine' hit the streets by Spring of 2007.

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