Thursday, September 07, 2006

Apparently THIS qualifies as news

Stop everything you are doing and run -- not walk -- to your area grocery store. It is so 1960 to call it a supermarket.

If it is on the evening news, a primetime special can't be too far away.

Apparently, after much speculation, Suri Cruise, the supposed offspring of brainwashed actress Katie Holmes and couch acrobatics specialist and former actor Tom Cruise is as real as any other infant. Supposedly.

I am still undecided if it is actually their baby or if this is the longest-running scam ever hatched. Some say that their basketba, er, um BABY is cute as a button. I say it is a two-year-old Asian-American child wearing a disheveled toupee complete with Joe Mauer-esque sideburns. That, however, is just one man's opinion. Judge for yourself.

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