Tuesday, August 08, 2006

I am amazed she knew how to use her mouth for speaking

Overheard at Shakopee Target:

Overweight, acne splashed teenage girl speaking to a pair of teens (one male, one female) at the end of the infamous potato chip aisle, "I MySpace, like, all day. I don't even need fresh air. It's pretty much all I do."

I am also amazed she knows real, living and breathing humans...

5 comments:

No said...

Yeah, it was me.

No said...

One question: Why is the potato chip aisle infamous? Is this a new Minnesota thing that I was not aware of since moving away?

Brian said...

Minnesota is home to Old Dutch potato chips (based in St. Paul I think) but yet this particular Target stocks only BAGS of Old Dutch chips, not a single classic BOX to be found. That is what makes it infamous, plus I like to sprinkle the word 'infamous' around whenever possible.

No said...

To be fair to Target, I haven't really seen those boxes of Old Dutch Chips anywhere for a long time...

Thanks for the clarification, though..you are the man! (and of course, can't forget that babe, Slim Adam!)

Brian said...

SLim Adam is just a Target tool. I will ask him if Target stores in the Twin Cities do actually stock the boxes. I know I can find them at the local Rainbow Foods but the one nearby closes in a few weeks so I am soon to be S.O.L.

P.S. Slim Adam appreciates comments regarding his babe-ishness. He is probably glowing.