Monday, July 10, 2006

Michael Jackson gets even weirder

In the life of former pop singer and current child molester Michael Jackson, things keep getting weirder. The current Bahrain resident plans to move his bizarre little family of oddly named children and monkeys to Ireland.

This, of course, wouldn't be weird except that Jackson wants to find leprechauns. What? Yeah, he wants to find the MYTHICAL creatures that grace a cereal box in Ireland. The only thing he is bound to find in wee Ireland are some soccer hooligans, a bunch of Catholics with enormous families and a horde of drunken men who won't likely welcome the owner of the elephant man's bones with open arms but instead with clenched fists.

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