Wednesday, March 29, 2006

She'll never win

Former election-rigging Floridian, Katherine Harris has vowed to piss away all $10 Million of her personal fortune to win the senate seat in the sunshine state. While some reports confirm that the dollar amount bath-shit crazy Katherine Harris plans to spend is her inheritance from her father, others claim that she is selling off her vast push-up bra collection to fund the titanic-like campaign.

These pictures would seem to support the latter...
A word of advice for Katherine 'pointy-tits' Harris:

-- nobody was ever elected to public office for having breasts

-- you are obviously aiming for the geriatric voters, try changing their Depends instead

-- try a SMOOTHING bra, those $2.99 Wal-Mart specials just... don't... cut it

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