Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes done?

Imagine my surprise when I hear that one renegade report had tabbed the Tom Cruise-Katie Holmes romance to be done.

I didn't care. I knew it would happen. After all, when was the last time a celebrity romance, especially involving someone so obviously insane as Cruise, lasted long enough to see the altar, mush less make it to the birth of their spawn?

While at this stage it is still a rumor, the couple has been seen attending events separately and this seems odd because the entire philosophy behind the relationship seems to revolve Cruise being ultra-controlling and putting the kibosh on any further 'racy' scenes, much less acting, by Holmes.

Let me state this, we will eventually see Holmes posing topless along the likes of Scarlett Johannson on the cover of a celebrity-themed magazine. After all, when was the last time Holmes starred in any movie whic was remotely successful? Now she will be tied down, split or no split, with a baby who may or may not be pure, 100% evil. That may put at least a hiccup in any further acting roles.

Bottom line, if the breakup report isn't true, the wedding will last no more than a year and Holmes will be topless or naked on or in a magazine mere months later in a tell-all of the ultra-creepy relationship if she isn't brainwashed by then.

1 comment:

mark said...

Maybe Tom and Micheal should hook up,ones off the wall..the other's one cocktail away from The fourth of July in February.