Tuesday, November 22, 2005

South Dakota teen fornicates with mannequin

How is this a crime that could be pushed to forcing the teen to register as a sex offender? Was the mannequin a minor? Did the mannequin object to his advances?

More importantly, though, is whether or not this teen is stable. After all, who in their right mind would canoodle with a mannequin? I sure hope he was drunk, stoned or a dandy combination of the two because fucking a mannequin is something I doubt you could ever live down.

This is the type of behavior that some would be proud to tell to friends during a night of drinking while some would be totally ashamed to have brought up by another acquaintance during that same night. It all depends on the person.

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