Showing, once again, that Disney is evil and teenage girls need supervision, a horde -- or gaggle -- of teenage girls at a mall concert sponsored by the Minneapolis Radio Disney station, KDIZ 1440 AM, caused near-riot conditions and rushed the stage as teen group B5 performed Saturday at Brooklyn Center's Brookdale shopping center.
Of course, I have questions...
Why do kids feel the need to do this?
Who actually listens to Radio Disney?
Who the fuck is B5?
Minneapolis has a Radio Disney station?
What self-respecting mall-cop can't control some 13-year-old black girls?
Yeah, I went there...