Friday, April 22, 2005

Lofty job titles for all!

Today, so many people in the working world have lofty sounding titles tacked on to their names. Sometimes, even the person with the title has no idea what it actually means or what their job, with that title, would entail. In the spirit of equality, let's class up some lackluster job titles...

Garbage Man
Refuse Disposal Technician

Dish Washer
China Cleanliness Expert

Mortician
Afterlife Preparation Artisan

Gas Pumper
Automotive Refueling Specialist

Janitor
Bodily Excrement Removal Professional (AKA B.E.R.P.)

Do you know of any more, leave them in the comments portion below.

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