Thursday, February 10, 2005

Man for sale...

Hey, what can I say? I am a tad strapped for cash and decided to find out the fair market value for a 25 year old caucasian male who is a non-smoker. If you can scrape up the cash in a certified cashier's check, let's talk.

I am worth $2,031,864.00 on HumanForSale.com

If you have that type of chump change in your rainy day fund, maybe we can work out some details and come up with some sort of firm deal. No cashier's check, no deal. Got it?

Brings a whole new meaning to being able to buy and sell one's ass, doesn't it?

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