Thursday, April 29, 2004

The formula for success

I found this on my hometown newspaper's website... written by the only good columnist/reporter that place has right now (to the best of my knowledge). Yes, this is the same newspaper that was ROCKED by some idiots making teenage porn in the basement. Read on for a laugh.

Success formula

People are always asking me, "Lee, what does it take to give 100 percent?" Usually, they're government employees.

Nobody can say I don't care, so here is a mathematical formula that might help answer the question: "What does it take to give 100 percent in life?"

-- If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26, then ...... H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

(8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11) equals 98 percent and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

(11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5) equals 96 percent.

But ...... A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E (1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5) equals 100 percent.

And here's the formula some people use for success: 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 equals 103 percent.

If you want to go way over the top: 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 equals 127 percent.

One can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, the other two will put you over the top.

Do the math and see for yourself.

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